For too long now we have been driving the car with our eyes firmly fixed on the rear vision mirror. Suddenly - WHAM!! We collide disastrously with the future. Too much intellectual energy in education is wasted on teaching somebody's version of the past. Personally, I always look out of the front windscreen of the car I am driving and only occasionally give a glance to what is happening behind me.
Get my drift?
History is such a safe subject to teach because it is all there laid out in front of you. You can get the entire subject out of a bunch of books and DVDs. Don't laugh - I've seen History teachers in elite private schools do precisely this.
The past will never jump up and bite you because it is all safely cocooned in a bunch of stories that are passed off regularly as "the truth of what happened".
Tee hee hee.
Take the following on board:
Brand's Asymmetry
The past can only be guessed at, not created. The future
can only be created, not guessed at.
Brand's Shortcut
The only way to predict the future is to ensure somehow
that it stays exactly the same as the present.
or, even better:
O'Donnell's Law of History
There are no true stories.
Story-tellers are in the iron grip of readers' expectations. Stories have beginnings, middles, ends, heroes, villains, clarity, ambiguities, catharsis and resolution. Life has none of those things, so any story gets to be a story (especially if it's a good story) by edging away from what really happened (which we don't know in anywhere near enough detail anyway) towards what makes a good story. Historians exist to wrestle with the story temptation the way Laocoon wrestled with the snakes. But, "At The End Of The Day", to tell anybody anything, you'll probably choose to tell them a (good) story about it, so then be sure to observe:
Luther's Law
Pecca fortiter.
Literally, "Sin bravely." His idea was that you're going to make a mess of things anyway, so you might as well do so boldly, confidently, with a little energy and imagination, rather than timidly, fearfully and half-heartedly. (Already reminds me of Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard and Peter Garrett if you are an Aussie). It appears that many "successful" individuals (eg Alexander the Great, Howard Hughes) have lived by this principle whether consciously or unconsciously.
Ladies and Jellybeans,
History is about 60% "truth" and 40% good story-telling.
How else could the average History teacher in schools justify running the DVD of a flick such as "300" (George Miller's graphic novel of the Battle of Thermopylae) past a Year 9 Elective History class? (They've all wasted two or so periods on this by now - I don't know; sitting at the back of the room marking tests or painting their fingernails while the class whoops and hollers at every severed limb, every spurt of blood, every lopped head..."We've seen it already, sir, but we'll sure watch it again!")
We only ever teach somebody's imagined version of the truth about the past. "Black armband" or liberal or - whatever. They are all good, entertaining stories, which is why Hollywood provides most of the support material for the teaching of History these days - film producers are not idiots; they know where the real market for films of this nature are. You don't have to tell the truth because we rarely know the truth about the past; please don't waste your breath arguing with me on this point. If there was "truth" in History, then we would only need ONE textbook on the causes of World War I.
Well, you can dream, can't you?
History is a fiction subject and could rightly be seen to be a wing of creative writing.
The Japanese do not teach their kids about Pearl Harbour in 1941 or Manchuria 1937.
The Koreans do not teach theirs about the Korean War.
The Americans do not teach their kids about CIA-sponsered assassinations in Latin America.
The Aussies do not teach theirs about (insert whatever version of the story of our past you feel has been omitted or distorted accidentally-on-purpose.)
And - I'll bet you a hundred bucks right now that Tim Burton has taken quite a few creative licences with Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland".
Why?
Because he wants to make a successful movie (which relies on the art of successful story-telling within the chosen medium) rather than make a faithful version of the book.
History should NOT be a core subject. It is an important subject, but no more important than the history of any other subject. We teach the History of Music, the History of Art etc. so I don't see any need to have a separate subject arrogantly calling itself "History".
Clear it to one side and teach a really important subject such as Thinking Skills - the only way to ensure that the future is created and not guessed at by astrologers, palm-readers, clairvoyants and History academics and other associated charlatans.
Tags: charlatanry, fiction, nonsense, stories, truth, waste
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