Quite apart from the long list of reasons why I feel it must, surely, be better to be homosexual than heterosexual , there are ... by virtue of being heterosexual ... certain acts that I will ... much to my chagrin ... never be able to engage in
Or at least there were
But, now ... thanks to the wonders of Science and Technology ... I am constrained by the physiological limitations of my sexuality no more
From now on, I am free to engage in acts of retribution in any way I want ... on anyone ... any time ... anywhere
I am liberated
I am empowered
I have Viagra
And your ass is mine!
... whether *I* like it or not 
 Women 
 There are lots of them, so the list is more than long enough, thanks, without adding anything else ; )
 And ... since it's going to happen even though I don't like it ... what chance do you think you've got?
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