Some thoughts on the 'Male Pill' ... OR ... A Very Real And Heartfelt 'Thankyou!' To Big Pharma

Quite apart from the long list of reasons why I feel it must, surely, be better to be homosexual than heterosexual [1], there are ... by virtue of being heterosexual ... certain acts that I will ... much to my chagrin ... never be able to engage in

Or at least there were

But, now ... thanks to the wonders of Science and Technology ... I am constrained by the physiological limitations of my sexuality no more

From now on, I am free to engage in acts of retribution in any way I want ... on anyone ... any time ... anywhere

I am liberated
I am empowered
I have Viagra

And your ass is mine!

... whether *I* like it or not [3]

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[1] Women [2]
[2] There are lots of them, so the list is more than long enough, thanks, without adding anything else ; )
[3] And ... since it's going to happen even though I don't like it ... what chance do you think you've got?

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Comment by LoL on April 23, 2012 at 23:03: I was exploring the unconsidered use of Technology/Science ... ... the unexpected, unimagined misuse to which things may ... and are ... put

Is the act of naively releasing a technological/scientific creation into the wild, so to speak ... without consideration of it's potentially negative impacts ... synonymous with the release of, say, rabbits into Australia?

Clearly, the answer is, inevitably 'Yes', but I was just taking my usual black humour approach to the issue

Another unconsidered effect of Viagra ... one I read about, rather than seeing on the horizon of my own bleak mindscape ... was that it would people out of work - There is, apparently, no longer any requirement for fluffers in the porn industry