November 2011 Blog Posts (9)

First of all I have to apologize for being rude so far.



This is because I should thank in the first place to Edward de Bono for his marvelous thinking he has done so far. I haven't the honor to know him in person but I've read some of his books and I'm not finished yet.

I always had some believing about peoples around me, about their natural ability to think, measured in terms of outcomes. Those books clarified my thoughts about and opened my view.

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In fact, I am increasingly of the opinion that absolutely everything ... not merely material/energetic particulate entities, but abstract phenomena such as war, love, happiness, life etc. ... obeys the laws of thermodynamics

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Jokes are sublimated violence - There ARE no innocents, merely the guilty ... and bonus points

Violence is the ultimate juxtaposition and, therefore, the ultimate joke: If faced with the choice of two (or more) courses of action that will lead to the same net result, choose the violent one - BECAUSE it's unnecessary, it's funnier

Hence Wile E. Coyote, Tom and Jerry, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Yosemite Sam, The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, etc., etc., etc.

But they but have no trouble accepting the existence of invisible life-forms in the air and water that affect their health!

I don't know what it's like these days, as I have no need to speak to TIM, but a ... quite scarily large ... number of years ago one could call her and she'd tell you the time [1] - "At the third stroke, the Time will be," she'd say, followed by the time and, three 'pip' sounds later, that was, indeed, the time

Then, one day, the carpet-bagging Tory government of the day deregulated Time in the UK and, calling TIM, you were informed that "At the third stroke, the Time sponsored by…

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Back in Ye Oldene Dayes only the aristocracy was allowed to hunt deer

If you weren't a member of the aristocracy and were found in possession of venison you were hanged for a sheep as well as a lamb [1]

Ordinary folk just couldn't afford the luxuries in Life in those days ... like a home with more than one doorway ... so when confronted by something expensive, to them it might as well have cost two deer as whatever price it was

And, so, when something is too expensive…

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Occasionally I suspect that I'm the only one who can see that the Emperor has no clothes

Take Maths for instance ...

Apparently, it is impossible to divide by zero

Well, d'uh - If you divide it amongst no-one, you haven't divided it, have you?

But, on the other hand, it's impossible to divide by one either - Think about it ... If you don't take a knife to the body and dismember it, you haven't actually divided it, have you?

So, division by one AND zero…

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Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six greedy bankers, four thieving politicians, two traffic wardens, nine rioting teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight fascist police, three corrupt town councillors, and a cold caller,

FOR THE LAST TIME ... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!